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(More customer reviews)This product was a life saver for me. Literally. Without it, I may have been forever doomed to be miserable and alone.
I met the love of my life while jogging in the park a few months ago. I've heard of love at first sight, but never understood its true power.
Our eyes met as we ran past each other in opposite directions. I felt a bolt of electricity shoot through my body. When I stopped and turned around, I saw she had done the same. We walked back towards each other, and I could feel the heat and the chemistry between us. We started talking, and at that moment I knew this was the girl I was going to spend the rest of my life with.
We embarked upon a whirlwind romance. All was perfect between us, save one thing. She was a vegan, opposed to all killing of animals for meat. I am a fanatic for steaks, ribs and chicken. Or anything else that once walked and breathed that I can put onto the grill.
At first, we tiptoed around the issue, but soon it drove a wedge between us. We could no longer eat meals together. She was nauseated watching me eat a hamburger and I, of course, am not a rabbit.
That's when J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm entered my life. And dare I say, saved it.
I started wearing this lip balm every day. With each kiss, my love tasted just a hint of the nirvana that is bacon. Soon, she attacked me as soon as I entered the room, just to nibble my J&D'd lips. One Sunday, after an early morning J&D session, I went to the kitchen and fried up a giant pan of bacon. The scent wafted through the house. In moments my dearest was in the kitchen, salivating, wondering what that glorious smell was. That was the day we truly became as one. And the rest, as they say, is history. Thank you J&D, for your genius. Our first child will be named in your honor!
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